Police offer to help drug dealers get rid of competitors

Drug dealer questions from Rowlett, Texas Police 

ROWLETT, TEXAS (Fox 32 News) - A Texas police department is offering to help drug dealers get rid of the competition.

In a post on Twitter, the Rowlett Police Department provided an easy questionnaire for dealers to fill out:

Do you have a competitor who is stealing your clients? Would your bankroll be that much fatter if they weren't around? You're in luck! Answer the following questions and return the form to us at your convenience, and we will assist in their apprehension:

1) My Competitor's Name is: 
2) My Competitor Resides at:
3) My Competitor Drives a: